DannyFunk

Everyone used to watch Mr. Rogers as a kid, who woulda known this is what actually went down in the Land of Make Believe. Freakin’ scary if you ask me.

If you don’t know Jeff, first off here’s a nice pic of him:

Jeff’s a loser because…

1. He had a handle bar mustache by choice. (that’s right, by choice).
2. He shared a room (and bed?) with Jon Heinl on their honeymoon getaway to SES SJ 2k8.
3. He is taller than me, and thinks that makes him a tough guy.
4. He cries at night (and sometimes during the day too) because KrazyKorean taunts him at work.
5. He made a wedding site because his future wife made him, and the main pic is titled “mom’s fav 2″, aww how cute.
6. He listens to cold play,
7. Has a rainbow bumper sticker on his car that says, “I love it when balls are in my face.”
8. He macramed himself a pair of jean shorts.
9. He has Mariah Carey on his ipod and itunes reports it as his #1 listened to artist.
10. He went to college in Iowa so he loves John Cougar Mellencamp and Christmas sweaters

and he’s clearly not SEO Champion because some dbag in the sessions at SES obviously is, and if he wasn’t I’d clearly beat out Jeff.